Thot Patrol T-Shirt

We ship our meme t-shirts worldwide from our print providers in USA.

We also have partners globally (UK, EU, Australia & Canada) which reduce shipping times to 2-6 working day! However, when their stock is low, we dispatch from USA so please allow for the extended shipping.

Shipping Times

USA - 2-5 Working Days

Canada - 5-20 Working Days

UK & Europe - 5-20 Working Days

Australia - 5-20 Working Days

Rest of World - 10-30 Working Days

At Dank Meme Merchandise, we want you to find the perfect fit for your t-shirts and hoodies. Our size charts provide detailed measurements to help you choose the right size for ultimate comfort and style. Please refer to the charts below to ensure your gear fits just the way you like it!

T-Shirt Size Chart (Inches)

Hoodie Size Chart (Inches)

Changing Your Order / Customer Error

All our products are made to order, this means we do not hold any stock of our designs and only print them when a customer orders them. Once we receive your order, we begin the printing process within 24-hours. All sales are considered final once they pass this stage and no refund or return can be issued afterwards.

However, if you encounter any issue or require modifications to your order (such as changing the color or size of your selected item), we ask that you contact us immediately. If your order has not begun production, we may be able to modify the order for you. Our dedicated customer service team will assist in making any necessary amendments to your order to rectify purchasing errors if possible. However, we cannot guarantee any changes unfortunately as we try and print and ship orders as quick as possible.

Company Errors

If there is a mistake on our side, such as shipping an incorrect color or size, or in the unforeseen event that you receive a damaged product, we are happy to resolve these issues quickly and can offer a refund or reshipment.

Getting In Contact

Thank you for reading our Returns Policy. If you have any questions and would like to get in contact with us due to an order you have made, please check out our Contact Us page.

• Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.